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Photorealistic old man ski mask with a thick white mustache and a cigarette, worn by a construction worker in a high-vis vest and ski goggles
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Model No. 001 — One size fits most

The Foreman

$36 CAD

Weathered skin, bushy white mustache, and a permanent cigarette hang. Scare your boss. Confuse the lift operator.

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Why be you when you could be him?

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High-def filth

Hyper-realistic prints of every wrinkle, liver spot, and stray hair. Printed into the fabric, so it won't crack or peel — it's unsettlingly real.

02

The breathable lie

Stretchy, moisture-wicking fabric that feels like a second skin but looks like 40 years of heavy labor. One size for most teens and adults — fits under ski and snowboard helmets.

Also available: Toothless Joe

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